Website offers prize for Denmark’s smallest penis

Website offers prize for Denmark's smallest penis

A Danish website is running a competition to find the man with the country’s smallest penis, with an iPhone the prize for the winner. is encouraging men to send in photos of their private parts – in ‘rigid mode’ and alongside a tape measure, of course.

The rules are simple and the man with the shortest measurement will win the Apple smartphone. Organisers are also asking the site’s female members to vote on the entries and the most popular will pick up a prize.

Morten Fabricus, the website’s owner, said the contest was designed to be fun and also to dispel some size-related myths. ‘The smallest is the extreme. It’s a competition which is weird and funny and almost too much,’ he told AFP.

‘It’s a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it’s not normal to have a huge one.’

Men can post their photos anonymously to avoid any kind of humiliation and, perhaps surprisingly, there have already been some entries.

‘So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in,’ Mr Fabricus said.

The erotic website regularly runs such competitions and has previously handed out prizes for Denmark’s most beautiful penis and most welcoming labia.


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